Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Toot Key Chahna



Toot k chahna aur phir toot jana.....

Baat choti hai magar bohut gehri hai ....


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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Jab Se Begum ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai...;(

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Mene nazron ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rkha hai

Bartano aj mere sir pe baraste kyun ho?
Me ne tum ko to hmesha se dhula rakha hai

Pehle Belun ne banaya tha mere sir pe Ghomer
Aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal suja rakha hai 

Saray kapre to jala daley haiN begum ne 
Tun chupane ko Banyan phata rakha hai

Wohi Duniya me muqader ka Sikander yahan Thehra
Jis ne khud ko abi Shadi se bacha rakha hai

Pee ja is maar ki talakhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir 
Mar khaney me bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai


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Abhi Abhi to Pyar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo


Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

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